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Lily reveals that, in ninth grade biology, she was sat next to a boy named Michael Sasser, who was a loser on the edge of becoming a cool kid due to his having grown twelve inches and joining the baseball team. In one lesson, Lily farted loudly, and blamed Sasser for it, giving him the nickname 'Gasser', and he was teased so badly he had to change schools.
Lily says that if Michael were to walk in, she would go over and apologize, and face her fear, inviting Ted to do the same.