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Lawyered
Lawyered is a phrase repeatedly used by Marshall, given that he works as a lawyer. He uses it whenever he uses fact to disprove/defeat another's argument. He has also used variations of "Lawyered", depending on the situation (as can be seen below).
"Lawyered" Quotes
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| Barney: | What, you have some puritanical hang-up about prostitution? Dude, it's the world's oldest profession! |
| Marshall: | You really think that's true? |
| Barney: | Ohh, yeah. I bet even Cro-Magnons used to give cave hookers like, an extra fish for putting out. |
| Marshall: | Uh huh, so then the oldest profession would be fisherman. Kaboom! You've been lawyered. |
| Ted: | Say what you will, but it's a law of nature. |
| Marshall: | Lawyered!... by nature. |
| Barney: | ...statistic, men who have had at least one relationship with a prostitute, are 75% more likely to have success in future relationships. |
| Marshall: | You made that up. |
| Barney: | Withdrawn. |
| Marshall: | Lawyered. |
| Robin: | Yes, therefore Don is and always will be a rabbit! |
| Ted: | Now wait a minute. Think about it, Don? Donald? Donald..Duck? And what, I wonder, does Donald Duck never wear? |
| Lily: | Pants. |
| Ted: | Pants. Don's a duck. Permission to say Lawyered? |
| Marshall: | I'll allow it. |
| Ted: | Lawyered. |
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| Friends & Family | Lily Aldrin • Ted Mosby • Robin Scherbatsky • Barney Stinson • Marvin Eriksen Sr. • Judy Eriksen • Marvin Eriksen Jr. • Marcus Eriksen • Ashley Eriksen • Martin Eriksen • Marvin W. Eriksen | |||
| Places | MacLaren's Pub • The Apartment • Wesleyan University • Goliath National Bank • Marshall and Lily's apartment • Marshall and Lily's house • AltruCell Corporation • Gazola's • Honeywell & Cootes | |||
| Phrases | Lawyered | |||
| Others | Ducky Tie (object) • The Eight Slaps • You Just Got Slapped • Marshall Brownies • Mabel • Tantrum • Marshall versus the Machines • Best Night Ever | |||
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