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Five words refers to, as Future Ted explains, the five words every person would say and would come to regret it. The gang has a few five words that they have said throughout the series.

The Five WordsEdit

  • We should buy a place. - Marshall telling Lily they should buy a new house. [1]
  • We should buy a bar. - Ted, Barney[2] and Marshall[3].
  • I can trust you guys. - Carl when he gave the bar keys to Ted and Barney.
  • We should start a band. - Ted and Barney in the same episode.
  • I can jump that far. - Marshall trying to jump to the other building. [4]
  • I'm gonna win her back. - Ted going to get back together with Jeanette. [5]
  • I can walk that far. - Marshall on his way to the Farhampton Inn which is 5 miles away from his bus that broke down. [6]


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