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This is the second entry of Barney's Blog, written by How I Met Your Mother main character Barney Stinson. It was retrieved from the CBS archive here.

This entry is in response to the episode Purple Giraffe.

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Monday, September 26, 2005

This weekend, my friend Ted threw what I believe was the worst party of all time, which has prompted me to create this cautionary visual aid.

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Here's a tip: if your party develops any or, God forbid, all of these characteristics, shut it down. Also, beware of moving parties. Any so-called party that involves delivery pizza, beer you cannot keep cool because you have no fridge, and me loading all of your stuff into a U-haul is a direct affront to humanity. We out.

Other lame parties to watch out for:

  • Cuddle parties
  • Tupperware parties
  • Book club meetings
  • Parties of five
  • Block parties
  • Parties where e-vite is sent out more than two weeks in advance
  • Non-wedding parties with printed invitations
  • Wedding parties with printed invitations
  • Office parties
  • Parties with parlor games
  • Parties where parlor games from previous lame parties are discussed to any extent
  • Murder mystery parties
  • Parties with themes besides "nudity"
  • Parties like it's 1999
  • The Whig party


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