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This is the one hundred and seventieth entry of Barney's Blog, written by How I Met Your Mother main character Barney Stinson. It was retrieved from Barney's Blog at the CBS website here.

This entry is in response to the episode The Over-Correction.

THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMASEdit

December 11, 2012

THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS Good little bros and broettes, the holiday season is upon us, and as is the tradition, I thought I’d share some of my favorite holiday classics with you. Here are a couple selections that I like to sing at the holidays, and as always, be sure to pick up a copy of my new Christmas CD, “The First Bro-el,” available in stores somewhere.

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Enjoy such timeless classics as… The Twelve Days of Christmas:

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my best bro gave to me: Twelve plays a-running On the eleventh day of Christmas, my best bro gave to me: Eleven lasers tagging On the tenth day of Christmas, my best bro gave to me: Ten men a-winging On the ninth day of Christmas, my best bro gave to me: Nine dancers stripping On the eighth day of Christmas, my best bro gave to me: Eight MILF’s a milking On the seventh day of Christmas, my best bro gave to me: Seven blondes a-swimming On the sixth day of Christmas, my best bro gave to me: Six G’s for gambling On the fifth day of Christmas, my best bro gave to me: Fiiiiiive fingers up top! On the fourth day of Christmas, my best bro gave to me: Four call girls On the third day of Christmas, my best bro gave to me: Three French maids On the second day of Christmas, my best bro gave to me: Two chicks at once On the first day of Christmas, my best bro gave to me: A bottle of Macallan 30.

And who could forget, Feliz Not-A-Dad?

Feliz Not-a-dad Feliz Not-a-dad Feliz Not-a-dad No prospero’ed ninos, ‘cause I’m not-a-dad

And of course, everyone’s favorite, Away With a Stranger!

Away with a stranger, We went right to bed The little Lord Stinson Finished then fled

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