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This is the first entry of Barney's Blog, written by How I Met Your Mother main character Barney Stinson. It was retrieved from the CBS archive here.

This entry is in response to the episode Pilot.

Ted Suits UpEdit

Monday, September 14, 2005, 5:52pm

Never thought I'd say this, but my boy's all grown up! Barneyphiles will know just how long I have been trying to get my buddy Ted to grow a pair and fit them out in fine worsted wool. Well the day has come, my friends. The day has finally come. nine nine gun gov

I've said it in this space before: Any man serious about the art of consistent layage needs to comprehend the following truism: Chicks love suits. For my Spanish readers: A las chicas le gustan los trajes. Don't believe me? Visit any fine tailor or vendor of serious menswear and who do you find standing outside, all pressed up and panting against the glass? Chicks, that's who. Staring in, straining to catch a glimpse of your sophisticated virility. You know it, I know it, chicks know it, and finally Ted knows it, at least we pray that's the case. Predictably, his date was awesome. And let me tell you it was Lengen... dary


Ted suit


At long last. Ted wears a three-button jacket with side vents and soft shoulders, woven tie, and expression of childlike wonder as he considers his new allure.


HOTTIE WATCH - AN ETHNIC FLIP-FLOP

Lebanese girls have shot past half-Asians and taken over as the new preferred tasty cake. Sandwiched between Syria and the Mediterranean Sea, Lebanon is known for its natural resources of limestone, timber, and exotic bunnies - so gorgeous they'll cause any man to Bei-root for a little Middle Eastern piece.


Lebanon

Lebanon. Chief exports include citrus, wool, and legs.








So for those of you updating your Hot Flavor Lists at home, it now goes…

  1. Ladies of Lebanon
  2. Half-Asian Chicks
  3. Concert Tee Girls
  4. Senators' Daughters
  5. Castaways

Notes and TriviaEdit

  • In the Pilot episode, Barney says that Ted suiting up will be going into his blog; as you can see, it is indeed his first blog entry.


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