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This is the eighty-eighth entry of Barney's Blog, written by How I Met Your Mother main character Barney Stinson. It was retrieved from the Barney's Blog at Here.

This entry is in response to the episode Old King Clancy.

Oh CanadaEdit

March 23, 2009

An experienced lover like me is pretty familiar with the various ins, outs and ins of pretty much any sexual encounter. But I wasn't born that way. It took work. Now we've all heard the phrase practice makes perfect, but how do you take it to the next level? You put your nose to the grindstone and do some good ol' fashioned research.

It was in doing that research that I stumbled upon a treasure trove of information from the most unlikely of sources: Canada - America's frozen helmet. The biggest surprise isn't that they're into some freaky sex acts (after all, their national vehicle is the zam-BONE-i), it's the fact that they knew how to turn a computer on.

So without further ado, allow me to present to you:

Study it. You never know when you might find yourself north of the border and south of her's.

Notes and TriviaEdit

  • was created for the episode
  • redirects to the official HIMYM website
  • The title of this blog post is a reference to the Canadian national anthem, O Canada
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