This is the nineteenth entry of Barney's Blog, written by How I Met Your Mother main character Barney Stinson. It was retrieved from the CBS archive here.

This entry is unrelated to any episode.

Haiku? Hiya!

Tuesday, January 31, 2006, 3:33pm

The way into a woman's pants, we know, is through her heart... but short of invasive surgery, how does one get to a woman's heart? Poetry. As a panty-melting agent, the original poem has much to offer, especially considering how freakishly easy it is to write one. Most forms of poetry require no effort whatsoever, but the easiest of them all is the Haiku. Syllables: 5-7-5. String them together, unbuckle your belt, and say "arigato" to our Japanese friends for their efficiency in getting you laid.

Double X Chromosome
by barney stinson

hot cutlet biscuit
foxy chick bambi bunny
dirty flirty thang

Laser Tag
by barney stinson

light cuts through the smoke
where is my foe now? Only
his corn dog remains

Finer Wear
by barney stinson

two button pinstripe
classic or legendary?
depends on necktie

High Five
by barney stinson

one two three four five
raise each one high in the air
cut me some skin, bro

by barney stinson

wingman O wingman
please save me from the fatties
it's your sworn duty

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