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Diversifying Your Online Portfolio
Monday, April 24, 2006, 5:47pm
If you’re an amateur social scientist like me, you’ve noticed a subtle and troubling decline in hotties at your usual pick-up nodes. DO NOT BE ALARMED! STOP EMAILING ME ABOUT IT! They’ve simply switched venues, preferring to cast their cleavage at millions of strangers on the internet rather than at you and your cohorts.
At times like these we must remember a gender studies maxim: Women are, if nothing else, cunning. With more and more women turning tail to various online dating platforms, it is the wise man who can alter his approach, tailor his game, and ultimately take back the night. As Charles Darwin sagaciously states in his first sentence of The Origin of Species: “When chicks adapt, so too must you, if you wanna get laid.”
In this two-part investigation of online dating, we’ll first weigh the pros and cons of online poaching. In our next installment, I’ll lay down the dos and don’ts as you construct your own online portfolio(s).
PROS AND CONS OF ONLINE DATING
Obviously, the pros outweigh the cons. Next week: Crafting a winning portfolio.
Notes and Trivia
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