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This entry is in response to the episode Baby Talk.
October 25, 2010
Recently I came close to admitting defeat on a challenge issued by one of my nay-saying friends. Fortunately I was able to rally in the final hour and snare a lady while talking like a little boy, thereby avoiding my first ever failure.
This brush with dishonor got me thinking about my running list of challenges I plan to complete in my lifetime. Here it is:
[X] Pick up a chick whilst talking like a little boy
[X] Lick the Liberty Bell
[X] Tame a cougar
[X] Overalls = Sex
[ ] Strike out a Major League batter
[ ] 14-way
[ ] Pulitzer / Nobel
[ ] Own an island
[ ] Dunk
[ ] Miss America
[ ] Wear the Crown Jewels
[ ] High-five the moon
[ ] Drive the pope-mobile
[ ] Debunk gravity
[ ] 24 chicks, 24 time-zones
[ ] "Pay only in pennies day"
[ ] Walk to Connecticut
[ ] Ride a baby giraffe
[ ] Conduct a symphony in Lincoln Center
[ ] Seduce a woman with my eyes closed and my hands tied behind my back
[ ] Achieve Nirvana in less than an hour
[ ] Suction-cup to the top of the Empire State Building
[ ] Urinate in all seven seas
[ ] Fist-bump a king
[ ] Go "business casual" for half a day
Now if I can only find someone to challenge me on these...
Notes and TriviaEdit
- Barney completed the first four objectives in Baby Talk, Sweet Taste of Liberty, Aldrin Justice and The Window respectively.
- One of the challenges Barney wishes to complete is to partake in a "14-way". In Bachelor Party, he claimed he had already been in a 10-way.
- One of the challenges Barney wishes to complete is to "fist-bump a king". Barney claimed to have already fist-bumped a queen in Cleaning House.
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