This is the one hundredth and twenty-second entry of Barney's Blog, written by How I Met Your Mother main character Barney Stinson. It was retrieved from Barney's Blog at the CBS website here.

This entry is in response to the episode Baby Talk.

Challenge Accepted!

October 25, 2010

Recently I came close to admitting defeat on a challenge issued by one of my nay-saying friends. Fortunately I was able to rally in the final hour and snare a lady while talking like a little boy, thereby avoiding my first ever failure.

This brush with dishonor got me thinking about my running list of challenges I plan to complete in my lifetime. Here it is:

[X] Pick up a chick whilst talking like a little boy
[X] Lick the Liberty Bell
[X] Tame a cougar
[X] Overalls = Sex
[ ] Strike out a Major League batter
[ ] 14-way
[ ] Pulitzer / Nobel
[ ] Own an island
[ ] Dunk
[ ] Miss America
[ ] Wear the Crown Jewels
[ ] High-five the moon
[ ] Drive the pope-mobile
[ ] Debunk gravity
[ ] 24 chicks, 24 time-zones
[ ] "Pay only in pennies day"
[ ] Walk to Connecticut
[ ] Ride a baby giraffe
[ ] Conduct a symphony in Lincoln Center
[ ] Seduce a woman with my eyes closed and my hands tied behind my back
[ ] Achieve Nirvana in less than an hour
[ ] Suction-cup to the top of the Empire State Building
[ ] Urinate in all seven seas
[ ] Fist-bump a king
[ ] Go "business casual" for half a day

Now if I can only find someone to challenge me on these...

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