This is the one hundred and forty-second entry of Barney's Blog, written by How I Met Your Mother main character Barney Stinson. It was retrieved from Barney's Blog at the CBS website here.
This entry is in response to the episode Field Trip.
Brocus Group[]
October 11th, 2011
Recently, I was forced to hang out with a group of Ted’s college students. I decided to make the most of a terrible, terrible situation and use them as a focus group for all the existential questions that Ted and I have debated over the years. I’ve transcribed the questions so that you can play along at home. (SEE ANSWERS BELOW)
Poll #1:
Is macaroni salad really a salad?
Poll#2:
Which is correct: Jacob James Olmos or Edward James Olmos?
Poll#3:
Is David Hasselhoff awesome?
Poll#4:
Rib-eye or bone-in filet?
Poll#5:
Who wants five bucks?
Poll#6:
Is Minka Kelly hot?
Poll#7:
Weekend at Bernie’s or Weekend at Bernie’s 2?
Poll#8:
Verizon or AT&T?
Poll#9:
Beach or pool?
Poll#10:
Paper or plastic?
Poll#11:
Condoms or abstinence?
Poll#12:
(For the ladies) Do you want to sleep with me?
Answers: 1: Yes; 2: Edward; 3: Obviously; 4: Bone-in (kaboom!); 5: Ted; 6: Yes. I would’ve also accepted “hell yes”; 7: Doesn’t matter, both are spectacular; 8: Don’t care, I’m on burners; 9: Boobs! Sorry, what was the question?; 10: Canvas, you wasteful jerk; 11: Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! 12: Yes
Notes and Trivia[]
- During the episode Field Trip, Barney and Ted asked questions 1, 2, 3 and 5 to Ted's architecture class.
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