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This is the one hundred and forty-second entry of Barney's Blog, written by How I Met Your Mother main character Barney Stinson. It was retrieved from Barney's Blog at the CBS website here.

This entry is in response to the episode Field Trip.

Brocus GroupEdit

October 11th, 2011


Recently, I was forced to hang out with a group of Ted’s college students. I decided to make the most of a terrible, terrible situation and use them as a focus group for all the existential questions that Ted and I have debated over the years. I’ve transcribed the questions so that you can play along at home. (SEE ANSWERS BELOW)

Poll #1:
Is macaroni salad really a salad?

Poll#2:
Which is correct: Jacob James Olmos or Edward James Olmos?

Poll#3:
Is David Hasselhoff awesome?

Poll#4:
Rib-eye or bone-in filet?

Poll#5:
Who wants five bucks?

Poll#6:
Is Minka Kelly hot?

Poll#7:
Weekend at Bernie’s or Weekend at Bernie’s 2?

Poll#8:
Verizon or AT&T?

Poll#9:
Beach or pool?

Poll#10:
Paper or plastic?

Poll#11:
Condoms or abstinence?

Poll#12:
(For the ladies) Do you want to sleep with me?

Answers: 1: Yes; 2: Edward; 3: Obviously; 4: Bone-in (kaboom!); 5: Ted; 6: Yes. I would’ve also accepted “hell yes”; 7: Doesn’t matter, both are spectacular; 8: Don’t care, I’m on burners; 9: Boobs! Sorry, what was the question?; 10: Canvas, you wasteful jerk; 11: Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! 12: Yes


Notes and TriviaEdit

  • During the episode Field Trip, Barney and Ted asked questions 1, 2, 3 and 5 to Ted's architecture class.
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