This entry is in response to the episode As Fast As She Can.
AS FAST AS I CANEdit
May 12, 2009
Getting out of a ticket -- turns out -- not as easy as getting out of a second date. Nor apparently, are cops as easily manipulated as say, the Dow Jones. But when the po-po pulls you over on your way to your next pharmaceutical sales convention, you need to be ready. Here's a Stinson approved practice test.*
Which answer will get you out of a ticket?
1. You pull an illegal U-turn on a two lane road. Freddy Fuzz waddles over and asks for you license and registration.
A: Apologize and promise to never to it again.
B: You explain you have diplomatic immunity. You're an ambassador from the country of Awesome.
2. There's a girl fight happening across town. You're doing 95 on the highway. Carl Copper flashes his lights. You pull over. He asks for license and registration. You:
A: Explain you're dyslexic. You thought you were going 59.
B: You do your duty as a bro and tell him about the fight.
3. You run a stop sign. Trudy Trooper wants your license and registration. You:
A: Say you thought that sign was for your heart, because that's what it did when you saw her.
B: Hand them over. With your phone number.
B: He turns on the sirens and you get there just in time to see the girls yank off their tops and roll into a conveniently placed puddle of mud. Then he writes you a ticket.
B: Ticket but also a fun night with handcuffs and a lot of "Yes, Officer!"
C: Ticket and she laughs at you.
- Please note that if you are a hot chick, you will never get a ticket. If you are borderline hot, (we're talking 4-7 out of 10), crying should do the trick.
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