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This is the one hundred and fifty-fourth entry of Barney's Blog, written by How I Met Your Mother main character Barney Stinson. It was retrieved from Barney's Blog at the CBS website here.

This entry is in response to the episode Karma.

A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAMEEdit

Feb 28, 2012

Once a haven for intellectualism and ingenuity, our great nation has lost its competitive edge. Sadly, we are no longer the world leader in science and industry and our youth have little to no interest in mathematics… which is kind of okay because let’s face it, math blows.

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Of more concern, however, is a general lack of creative inventiveness. No where is this more evident in the stage names our precious adult entertainers have chosen for themselves. Below is a list of some terrible stripper names I encountered last night.


TERRIBLE STRIPPER NAMES


Beefo

Pontiac

Grover Cleavage

Hepatitia

Gert

Turnip

Halitosis

Frank

Inflammatia

Methy

Contagia

Alimony

Plasma

Varicosia

Timeshare

Libya

Hivey

Panda

Obesity

Cauliflower

Purgatory

Melons DeGenerous

Influenza

Ammonia

Diabetes

Popcorn

Obsolescence

Bobo

Sludge

Gordita

Clumpy

Notes and TriviaEdit

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