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This entry is in response to the episode The Mermaid Theory.
"HOW TO BE AWESOME" – Chapter 83: The Mermaid Theory Edit
December 6, 2010
In conclusion, The Mermaid Theory proves that a chick's hotness - as measured in units of how much you want to bone her - increases in direct proportion to the time exposed to her. (SEE ATTACHED FIGURE)
|As an example, if you met Scarlett Johansson, her Mermaid Clock would be .00000001 seconds. She's hot and you would immediately want to inspect those two grapefruits she's strutting around with. Conversely, if you met a less attractive woman, her clock could last anywhere between a couple of hours (e.g. she's nearing 30) to a couple of years (e.g. she's nearing 35). |
Chapter Review Questions:
Notes and TriviaEdit
- Barney previously used graphs such as this to explain the Hot-Crazy Scale.
- In Old King Clancy, Barney says Scarlett Johansson is the one celebrity he would want to sleep with.
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